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Fortune Telling Bacon

It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.

Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness
Moves Right – Crispy
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot
Sides Curl – Canadian
Flips Over – Spicy
Curls up Entirely – Greasy
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

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The Beer Monster Bottle Opener Is Here To Help

Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.

Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.

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The Beerdeaux Beer and Wine Glass Is Here To Help

We know how you feel. One day you’re up for a pinot, the next a pale ale. The worst part — if you like to keep it real — is choosing the right glass. Thankfully, the Beerdeaux Beer and Wine Glass will help for whatever drinking mood that you’re in. Designed as a longneck bottle with a wineglass stem, the Beerdeaux will get it right every time.

Available at the Foodiggity Shop.

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Sweet Dreams: The Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Whether on the couch, or in bed, the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow will help provide the sweetest snuggling available. Made of 100% polyester, the pillow should go well with all of your other food-related decor. Just don’t squeeze too hard, or all of the ice cream will slide out. Not recommended for sleep eaters.

[$22 at The Foodiggity Shop]

Matryoshka Doll Measuring Cups

If you like getting your cooking and baking measurements correct, then M-Cups Measuring Cups should be nested in your kitchen. Inspired by Russian matryoshka nesting dolls, the measuring cups fit neatly into each other, to save counter space, and to help make cooking a little more adorable.

Three dolls turn into six measuring cups, 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup. Sorry, metric system.

[$12 at The Foodiggity Shop]