Fortune Telling Bacon

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It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.

Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness 
Moves Right – Crispy 
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot 
Sides Curl – Canadian 
Flips Over – Spicy 
Curls up Entirely – Greasy 
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

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