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Ladies… Do you absolutely positively need to drink somewhere that liquor isn’t allowed? Well, your booze-smuggling prayers have been answered, with these flasks made to look like tampons.
Just fill ’em up and get on the line with the dumbest security guard in the place. Then enjoy your Cosmos, Screwdrivers, or that drink that’s a mix of vodka and tomato juice… Please don’t make me say it.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
When you absolutely positively need to drink in public, and have the pocket space for two phones — the iFlask is here to help. The handy booze vessel is designed to look like your iPhone, so you can drink indiscreetly almost anywhere.
Whether at a concert, in the boardroom, or at church — you’ll probably get away with your public drinking. That is until everyone starts to wonder why you’re sucking your phone. Nevertheless, the iFlask is now available here.
[via Cool Material]
If you need something to help drink inconspicuously at your next Star Wars convention or at church — there’s the R2-D2 Hip Flask. Simply fill your new droid drinking vessel with your favorite booze, and you’ll have delusions of taking down an empire in no time.
The R2-D2 Flask is stainless steel with a 6oz. capacity, and available here.
[via HiConsumption]
If you’re the type who enjoys a little drinky-drink from time to time, i.e., always, and you like to keep your pants up in style — The Flask Belt Buckle is here to help. The stainless steel pants/drink holder will store up to 3 oz. of your favorite hooch, and should go perfectly with your casual belt, or the one that you wear to church.
[link, via Incredible Things]
We all love our oversized novelty items — big pencils, extreme gummy bears, etc. So why shouldn’t the ultimate symbol of alcoholism and duplicity get a comically-enlarged version of itself? The Sasquatch Extremely Large Flask is just what the name says, and at a 128 oz. capacity, is the official Big Gulp of flasks. Good luck drinking in church with that.
[link, via Geek Alerts]