This Is What A Pizza Box at Apple’s New Headquarters Will Look Like

When you’re building a five-billion-dollar campus, antiquated square pizza boxes in the cafeteria just won’t do. Apple’s version of a pizza box is circular, patented, and designed to perfectly hold and preserve their employee’s desk lunch.

The shape, not only matches that of an actual pizza, but sort of mimics the shape of the campus itself. The box also comes complete with vent-holes, to keep the pizza crispy. Enjoy your iPizzas, Apple people.

[via Wired]

Jim Beam Released A New Apple Watch Too

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If you’re a bit disappointed about the death of the headphone jack and water-resistant smartwatches — there’s a recent gadget release that may help ease the blow.

The Jim Beam Apple Watch is here. The watch comes with a stylish green band, and a matching green dial that “serves no purpose.” However, what will get tech-geeks talking, is the collapsible shot glass contained within. Sure, the Jim Beam Apple Watch doesn’t tell time, won’t send you Facebook notifications, or tell you how many steps you’ve taken today — but, like, there’s shots.

The Jim Beam Apple Watch appears to be a real thing that’s available for pre-order at Jim Beam’s site for $17.99.

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[link, via AdWeek]

Cookie Monster Tries To Bake Cookies, Sell You An iPhone

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To help show-off its hands-free voice-command of Siri, the Apple iPhone 6s enlisted Cookie Monster as its newest spokesperson.

Which seems like an odd choice, considering Cookie doesn’t have hands, so much as blue-shag mittens — as well as what some might refer to as “a slight speech-impediment.”

Nevertheless, I want a new iPhone and cookies now. Well played, Cookie Monster.

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