The Hand Cookie Cutter Is A Utensil You Can Count On

Need a hand in the kitchen? Or, perhaps you’d like to give a few cookie-eaters a thumbs-up? The Hand Cookie Cutter is here to help.

Simply stamp out a hand in cookie dough, arrange the fingers however you’d like, and bake them up. In mere minutes, you’ll be able to give out yummy peace signs, thumbs-up, or OKs.

Or, send a passive-aggressive message with a delicious middle finger. Available for pre-order at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Watch This Guy Eat 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies In 27 Minutes

Nothing goes together better than cookies and milk. Therefore, over 200 cookies and a gallon of milk is probably the greatest combo ever. Or, the worst, depending on how you look at it.

Competitive eater, Matt Stonie, loves himself some cookies and milk — recently ingesting 203 Chips Ahoy Cookies and one gallon of milk in just under a half-hour. Please watch…

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How To Make Carol’s Beet and Acorn Cookies From The Walking Dead

If you’re a fan of The Walking Dead, then you know that food and happiness are in short supply. So, when despite the surrounding apocalypse, Carol manages to make cookies out of beets and acorns — they’re going to be the best damn root vegetable cookies ever.

Andrew Rea, of Baking with Babish, is here to show us how to make our own. Although it takes several tries, and neither cookie seems to pass any sort of taste test — remember that the alternative in the show would be to eat a large tin of chocolate pudding, or straight-up canned beets. Unless you’re unfortunate enough to get eaten first. Please watch.

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A Cookie Jar That Requires Two People To Open May Decrease Cookie Consumption

There are cookies in the house and, if left alone, you will eat them all. Thankfully, there’s a contraption that may help decrease your cookie consumption and build teamwork.

Thijs Sondag has invented a cookie box that requires two people to open. This will help in several ways… For one, you will no longer find yourself eating cookies alone in shame. The box will also guarantee that a friend is there to share your cookies with, and to complain to after you eat too many.

Although Sondag’s cookie box is merely a prototype, there are instructions on how to build your own. Until then, you can have all the cookies to yourself. 

 

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Peeps Oreos Exist

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Oreo, never one to shy away from bat-shit crazy versions of their sandwich cookie, wants in on the Easter action.

Peeps Oreos are here, just in time to add some life to that boring basket of yours. The former chick-shaped marshmallow will now be squished between Oreo’s vanilla cookies. The Easter treats will be available at Walmart locations starting Feb. 22.

No mention if you can still see the Peep’s beady little eyes peeking at you from in-between the cookies.

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