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Burger King Has a Whopper-Scented Perfume Now Because Japan

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You know that smell of stale smoke, that sears your nostrils as you pass a Burger King? Well, now there’s an opportunity for you, and anyone within your smell radius, to enjoy that scent all of the time.

Burger King Perfume is a thing over in Japan. At least, we’re led to believe that this scent will actually exist, as it’s scheduled to be released on April 1st.

We were under the assumption that every day is April Fool’s Day in Japan. So, whether or not this perfume will actually be available for purchase with your Whopper, remains to be seen. Now we wait.

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[link, via Kotaku]

Pizza Hut Has a Perfume Now

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Pizza Hut, the international restaurant chain famous for its pizza-like fare, is now offering its own perfume. Offered by Pizza Hut Canada, the limited edition fragrance is said to smell like “freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.”

However, if it is really supposed to smell like a Canadian slice of Pizza Hut “pizza,” it should also present a waft of stale tomato sauce, processed cheese, and game-worn hockey skates.

Pizza Hut Perfume is limited to only the first 110 fans that earn it on the Hut’s Facebook page. Enjoy your new musk, eh!

[via Laughing Squid]

Smell Like a Barbecue With Que Cologne

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Would you like to emit the intoxicating musk of barbecue, even after the last briquette has long since extinguished? Que Cologne is here to help.

Although our Spanish-speaking friends might be asking, what cologne? Que Cologne is meant for those not into the whole brevity thing, and who’d like to smell like pork. Pork Barrel BBQ worked with actual perfumers to engineer the ‘Eau de Barbeque’ to smell just like meat, smoke, spices, and of course summer sweat.

And if you’re the type who feels the need to smell like BBQ all of the time, then you might as well complete the douche circle with a cape.

[link, via Foodista]

Bacon Cologne Exists

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Bacōn, the bacon-scented cologne, appears to be a real thing. Brought to us by Fargginay, Bacōn is made with “11 essential oils”, to create the alluring musk of pork fat. And just in case you prefer your bacon with subtle undertones, it comes in two flavors/scents — Classic, with notes of spicy maple, and Gold which adds a tinge of citrus.

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