Bacōn, the bacon-scented cologne, appears to be a real thing. Brought to us by Fargginay, Bacōn is made with “11 essential oils”, to create the alluring musk of pork fat. And just in case you prefer your bacon with subtle undertones, it comes in two flavors/scents — Classic, with notes of spicy maple, and Gold which adds a tinge of citrus.
Seen in the video below, Bacōn is not limited to attracting a mate, or getting the dog to play with you. Apparently the potpourri of human sweat and pork flesh will get you that elusive promotion — assuming that your boss is a carnivore, and an idiot.
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