Pizza Hut, the international restaurant chain famous for its pizza-like fare, is now offering its own perfume. Offered by Pizza Hut Canada, the limited edition fragrance is said to smell like “freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.”
However, if it is really supposed to smell like a Canadian slice of Pizza Hut “pizza,” it should also present a waft of stale tomato sauce, processed cheese, and game-worn hockey skates.
Pizza Hut Perfume is limited to only the first 110 fans that earn it on the Hut’s Facebook page. Enjoy your new musk, eh!
[via Laughing Squid]
Not to be outdone, Papa John’s will start selling Cologne that smells like Obamacare and costs slightly more.