Would you like to emit the intoxicating musk of barbecue, even after the last briquette has long since extinguished? Que Cologne is here to help.

Although our Spanish-speaking friends might be asking, what cologne? Que Cologne is meant for those not into the whole brevity thing, and who’d like to smell like pork. Pork Barrel BBQ worked with actual perfumers to engineer the ‘Eau de Barbeque’ to smell just like meat, smoke, spices, and of course summer sweat.

And if you’re the type who feels the need to smell like BBQ all of the time, then you might as well complete the douche circle with a cape.

[link, via Foodista]