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If you know a handyman who also enjoys fancy chocolates [and, who doesn’t?] there’s Chocolate Tools.
Made to look just like a pipe wrench, spanner wrench, and club hammer — the Belgian chocolate tool set would make a great gift, or if you’re a handy chocolate-eater yourself.
Check them out here.
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How do you design a line of chocolates that will appeal to the straight male demographic? The simple, and most juvenile answer of course, would be to take chocolate and just put boobs on it. Titses is that answer.
The concept, by designers Constantin Bolimond and Maxim Ali, is a line of fine chocolates that are made to resemble female breasts. The chocolate-eater/boobie-enthusiast can break off a pair of chocolates that vary in size — Small, Medium, and Extra-Large.
No mention if or when Titses might actually go on sale. Until then, there’s always Hershey’s Kisses.
[via Lost At E Minor]
Benedict Cumberbatch succeeded Ricardo Montalban as Star Trek’s Khan, and was recently nominated for an Academy Award. But his greatest career achievement is probably being voted Britain’s Yummiest Actor by UKTV.
This distinction gets you a Life-Size Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch. The choco-statue is made from 100% Belgian chocolate, and is complete with bow tie, and Cumberbatch’s flawless hairdo. It also has a yummy center of British charm.*
*we assume
[via Neatorama]
If you’ve ever wondered why they make chocolate Easter bunnies hollow — besides to provide crushing disappointment after a successful egg hunt — Oh, Bite It! has the answer.
Chocolate Easter Bunny Jello Shots are here to help make Easter a success… for the adults. While the kids are off looking for brightly-colored eggs, parents can relax and throw back a few boozy bunnies.
The best part, is that you won’t have to raid the kids’ Easter basket later — as you’ll already have your sugar fix, and will probably be passed out by then. Recipe here.
It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and you’ll soon need to present heart-shaped items to your significant-other. To help make this Valentine’s Day one to remember, stop messing around, and take the concept of heart-shaped items literally.
This year, Candy Hearts Made With Real Heart will help express your love… and possible mental issues. The cardiac confections are candy and chocolate-covered jerky made from actual cow heart.
And, before you say “ewww” and “gross,” take a moment to think about the $22 box of chocolates you gave your sweetheart last year. Chocolates that were filled with a mystery goo, one that was obviously toothpaste, and a coconut spackle. DIY some real hearts with help here… and good luck, lover.
[link, via Blazenfluff]