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Why should the adults get to have all of the fun on take-out night? Now children, with their inferior motor skills and hand-eye coordination, can get in on the action with Chopstick Kids. While keeping the sticks together, Chopstick Kids can be a great training tool for the aspiring lo mein eater — even if they decide to practice on their mac and cheese.
Chopstick Kids are fun for a girl or a boy, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.
We’ve all heard of getting crabs from a toilet seat… Well if you happen to be stopping by Nanjing, China — you can now get crabs from a vending machine.
Live Shanghai Hairy Crabs [seriously] are lined up neatly in their spiral chamber, and kept in a state of hibernation at 5°C (41°F). They await catatonically for their number to be called, until they finally descend into the basket of death.
Evil Fortune Cookies by ThinkGeek have found a new and creative way of ruining Chinese night. Rather than your average fortune cookies — which, bless their heart, have the best intentions — these evil cookies are just plain mean.
Packaged inconspicuously in blank wrappers, it becomes a fool-proof way of pranking loved ones after their fifth straight week of beef and broccoli.
Product and ordering information can be found here.
[via Lost At E Minor]