We’ve all heard of getting crabs from a toilet seat… Well if you happen to be stopping by Nanjing, China — you can now get crabs from a vending machine.
Live Shanghai Hairy Crabs [seriously] are lined up neatly in their spiral chamber, and kept in a state of hibernation at 5°C (41°F). They await catatonically for their number to be called, until they finally descend into the basket of death.
Warning: The following video is mind-numbingly surreal.
[via Serious Eats]