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The Alien Facehugger Chicken Will Be a Hit At The Thanksgiving Table

Thanksgiving dinner can get awkward. Imagine how your relatives will feel with an Alien Facehugger Chicken at the table.

Brought to us by The Necro at Eat The Dead, the conversation-starter is made possible with a flattened-out chicken, crab legs and a chicken sausage for the tail. If you have the counter space and a family with a sense of humor, you can head here to find out how to make your own. Hopefully, Thanksgiving turns out better than dinner on the USCSS Nostromo.

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Alien Chestburster Pie and Other Xenomorphic Treats

Artist Christine McConnell is all about creating dessert masterpieces to freak us out. Her latest series is no exception, with confectioneries to promote the release of Alien: Covenant.

The Chestburster Pie is part of the series, complete with edible symbiont bursting through the pie’s strawberry innards. The Xenomorph Cake, modeled after an alien’s head, is so true to form, that it wouldn’t surprise us if cutting into it would cause severe acid burns.

See more below and over at McConnell’s Instagram.

Xenomorph Cake 😈 #AlienCovenant @AlienAnthology @20thCenturyFox #Sponsored

A post shared by Christine McConnell (@christinehmcconnell) on May 10, 2017 at 5:17pm PDT

This dessert’s not going down without a fight ☠ #AlienCovenant @AlienAnthology @20thCenturyFox #Sponsored

A post shared by Christine McConnell (@christinehmcconnell) on May 10, 2017 at 5:17pm PDT

22″ Sugar Cookie 🔬👱🏼🌾 #AlienCovenant @AlienAnthology @20thCenturyFox #Sponsored

A post shared by Christine McConnell (@christinehmcconnell) on May 13, 2017 at 5:31pm PDT

Individually sculpted, chocolate coated peanut butter pops 🍫 #AlienCovenant @AlienAnthology @20thCenturyFox #Sponsored

A post shared by Christine McConnell (@christinehmcconnell) on May 9, 2017 at 5:16pm PDT

🐣 #AlienCovenant @AlienAnthology @20thCenturyFox #Sponsored

A post shared by Christine McConnell (@christinehmcconnell) on May 8, 2017 at 5:18pm PDT

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The Chestburster Cadbury Creme Egg Will Surely Ruin Easter

The reaction to Cadbury’s announcement that they’d be changing their Creme Egg recipe has been harsh. Well, at least Cadbury isn’t including a deadly alien symbiote in each egg… as far as we know.

Brought to us by our friends at Lou Lou P’s Delights, the Chestburster Cadbury Creme Egg will really give Creme Egg purists something to complain about. Whether the recipe is the same or not, an alien popping out of your chest at the table will surely ruin Easter.

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