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Stove Top Stuffing Created The Ultimate Fat Pants, Just In Time For Thanksgiving

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This Thanksgiving, don’t be confined to your current belt notch, or elastic that has no idea what it’s in for. Stove Top knows what goes down on Thanksgiving, and has provided the pants to handle whatever your belly has in store.

Stove Top Thanksgiving Dinner Pants are just like your go-to Thanksgiving sweat pants, only roomier. The oversized elastic waistband provide ultimate comfort, even while going in for seconds, thirds and fourths.

UPDATE: Unfortunately, the Stove Top fat pants are currently sold out. So, at least try to give your belt a break and go easy on the pie.

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The Alien Facehugger Chicken Will Be a Hit At The Thanksgiving Table

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Thanksgiving dinner can get awkward. Imagine how your relatives will feel with an Alien Facehugger Chicken at the table.

Brought to us by The Necro at Eat The Dead, the conversation-starter is made possible with a flattened-out chicken, crab legs and a chicken sausage for the tail. If you have the counter space and a family with a sense of humor, you can head here to find out how to make your own. Hopefully, Thanksgiving turns out better than dinner on the USCSS Nostromo.

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How To Have An All-Candy Thanksgiving, Including A 20-lb Gummy Turkey

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Make this the best Thanksgiving ever, and forego all the savory stuff for tooth-aching sweets. Vat19, and their access to candy and the latest in gummy technology, is here to show us how to have an All-Candy Thanksgiving.

The sides include a green jelly-bean casserole, gummy cranberry sauce, and a cookie and caramel stuffing. However, at the center of this sugar-fest, is a 20-lb, 25,000-calorie gummy turkey. At least the kiddie table will finally feel included this year.

Find out how to make your own sweet Thanksgiving below.

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The Tan Line Turkey Should Be At Your Thanksgiving Day Table

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Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a few tan lines at Thanksgiving. Pop Sugar is here to show us how to make our own Tan Line Turkey.

With a large bird, dry spices and some well-placed tin foil, the beach bird will certainly be a big hit this Turkey Day… Even if you’re celebrating in a warm-weather State and already have tan-lines.

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A Shirt That Comes Pre-Stained, So You Can Really Go To Town This Thanksgiving

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This Thanksgiving, don’t just show up with a cheap bottle of wine and your fat pants. Be prepared with a shirt that can handle a day of overeating and spillage.

With Dirt Pattern Material, by Stockholm-based designers Mair/Wennel, the shirt comes pre-stained to save you the embarrassment of spilled wine, gravy, or whatever that is that your crazy aunt made.

The pattern is even on the back, just in case you’re a reeeally messy eater. Find out more here.

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