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Halloween approaches… so you’ll need to start off every morning until October 31st, as horrifyingly as possible.
Cereal Killers will help get you in the spirit, first thing in the morning. Created by Lou Lou P’s Delights, some of our favorite horror movie killers lay waiting in Corn Flakes, ready to murder your palate.
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Because if we eat a bowl of cereal, and don’t take a picture of us doing so, it never happened. The Selfie Spoon is here to help make every bowl of cereal count.
Brought to us by Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it works just like a regular selfie stick — only this cry for attention includes a working spoon on the end. Your friends can now be treated to pictures of your morning version, stuffing your face-hole with cereal. Lucky them.
The Selfie Spoon Stick is actually available for free, as long as you take care of shipping and handling. Send us your cereal-selfies, so we’ll know what fans to block.
There’s a new breakfast of champions. Wheaties recently teamed up with Fulton Brewery to create HefeWheaties — a beer inspired by the breakfast cereal.
The beer is an American-style Hefeweizen (wheat beer), however it doesn’t actually contain any Wheaties. So, pouring this beer into your Wheaties would not be redundant.
Now, the question remains… Will HefeWheaties start displaying above-average drinkers on the can? Perhaps, athletes with drinking problems? Either way, the beer will be available in 16-ounce cans, but will only see limited release in Minnesota.
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If you need a nice summer treat, and prefer your breakfast on a stick, Cereal Milk Popsicles are here to help.
Simply freeze cereal and a few simple ingredients, and you now have breakfast on-the-go. The recipe is part of the all-popsicle book, Ice Pops!, where you can duplicate a bunch of frozen treats.
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Cereal Monsters can be adorable, and all they want to do is endorse their delicious breakfast cereals. However, at the end of the day, Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Boo Berry are still monsters.
Artist Mike Burns got serious with these cereal peddlers, depicting them as actual creepy monsters. Prints of Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry can be found here. Sadly, we don’t get to see Fruit Brute howling at the moon. Now, we wait.
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