This Engine Is An Espresso Maker

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For the caffeine-addicted car enthusiast, there’s the Espresso Veloce’s V12. Made to look like a V12 engine, the espresso maker will help fuel you up for the day, delivering your go-go juice through its exhaust.

The limited edition engine/espresso maker will be available soon — so make sure to clear some room on your credit card and countertops. Find out more here.

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[link, via Gizmodo]

Volkswagen Sausage and Ketchup Exists

German automaker Volkswagen is apparently also in the sausage and condiment business. While Jettas and GTIs continue to roll down the assembly line at their main plant in Wolfsburg, Germany — the makers of the “people’s car” are also producing and packaging their very own currywurst and ketchup.

Although not available for the worldwide masses, the currywurst and ketchup are available at most German VW factories, and visitors to Autostadt.

[via Laughing Squid]

The World’s Fastest Dinner Table

Naturally titled Fastfood, this nitrous oxide-injected V8 dining room table is capable of reaching 130 mph.

The car was created by UK custom car builder Perry Watkins to set the record for the world’s fastest furniture — which he accomplished by averaging 113.8 MPH, and with a plastic chicken on his head.

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The World’s Most Expensive Vodka Comes With The World’s Tackiest SUV

Do you see the SUV in the picture above? Well that is something called Iron.Diamond, or L4P Ladies Only. Apparently Dartz Prombron, the company that made this monstrosity, doesn’t even know what to call it. Either way, it has a 999 horsepower powerplant under the hood, as well as a special monocoque body built using techniques used by the former Soviet military for its armored vehicles.

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