Spodee, Wine Packaged in a Milk Bottle

Spodee pays homage to the Depression-era booze of the same name. The mix of homemade country wines, garden herbs, spices and moonshine was a more palatable alternative to the straight grain alcohol that was all the rage at the time.

The milk bottle is also a tribute to those original Spodee makers, who used whatever was available to package their hooch. Feel free to strap on a nipple and get drinking — we won’t judge.

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Musical Wine Glasses

If you get the typical delusions of being a musician when you drink, or you always like to call for a toast in E flat — Musical Wine Glasses are here to help.

Beautifully-gilded to represent a full 12 note octave — wine filled to each line will ring the corresponding note when the glass is tapped or rubbed along the rim. They can be a big hit at your next dinner party, and will help keep all of your wine glass percussion in key.

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Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Chances are, that if you regularly wear a cowboy hat, then you probably take your mass-produced American beer very seriously. Now, you can show your allegiance to cowboy culture and your favorite brew, with a Beer Box Cowboy Hat.

Constructed from an actual 18-pack — you can have your choice of either Miller Lite, MGD, or Coors Light. Please wear your beer hat responsibly.

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