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Following the recent trend of pork-themed sport jerseys, Spain’s CD Guijuelo will don ham-themed uniforms.
Specifically jamon iberico, a ham that is well-known in the club’s region, players will be pork-laden top and bottom. POOOOOORRRRRKKK!!… uhhhhh, POOOOOOORRRRKKK!!
[link, via First We Feast]
Rugby players are tough. And, when they lose a tooth, they don’t just get it replaced with an ordinary one — that’s for hockey players.
Salta Beer and ad agency Ogilvy Argentina have come up with the Beer Tooth Implant — a tooth that’s also a functioning bottle opener. A few Argentinian athletes were even nice enough to have one installed for marketing purposes.
But please… do not induce any unnecessary tooth removal in the hope of receiving a Beer Tooth. They’re probably not available at your dentist yet.
Warning: The video contains graphic dental procedures, rugby violence, and the opening of bottles with teeth.
[link, via Cool Material]
If you consider yourself a sportsman, and love a good soft-boiled egg… Sports Huevos are here to help.
The handy little egg molds are capable of forming an egg into a tennis ball, golf ball, or soccer ball. Get the day started off right with a good sports-related breakfast, and then go play a few games of tennis or golf.
Or, you can do whatever it is that one does with a soccer ball. I don’t know, I’m from the U.S.
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Remember that championship baseball trophy you got just for showing up to the field? Well, you’re an adult now, and you can relive a bit of that Little League glory with these Vintage Wine Bottle Trophy Stoppers.
Brought to us by Etsy member Caprock Studio, the stoppers are repurposed from actual vintage trophies. There’s also a few equestrian trophies available if you were a rich kid. Sorry to our former bowlers, there’s currently no trophy stoppers for you. But you’re probably already used to being left out. Available here.
Artist Chris Write has created an illustration series that takes some well-known sports brands and adds cheese. Brands such as Reebok, Fila, and the easy target of K-Swiss get the cheese-y treatment, as Write has a little fun with them all. I’d wear Briebok.
Check out more from the series here.
