Gallery of Generic Dr. Peppers

When supermarkets and dimestore soda companies need to genericize brand names, it’s easy enough to just call it ‘Cola’, or ‘Root Beer’. However, as seen in this extensive gallery, it’s when the brand bastardization involves Dr. Pepper that the creativity knows no bounds.

Well, not really — it’s as simple as adding ‘Dr.’ to any word. Especially if that word has nothing to do with brown carbonated sugar water.

[Gallery, via Consumerist]

How To Turn Welch’s Into Wine

photo: Gizmodo

Attention underage co-eds, prisoners, and hobos… Spike Your Juice is the product that you have been waiting for. The yeast-based kit ferments any fruit juice, so long as it has at least 20g of sugar per serving. No need to check the labels, as most juices easily reach that standard.

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The Coke Ninja

photo: New York Times

Coca-Cola. Is there anything that it can’t do? Well, a Japanese fashion designer believes that the beverage might also be helpful in warding off possible attackers.

Inspired by ninja assassins, Aya Tsukioka hopes that her design will ease the fear of crime by providing the option of disguising oneself as a vending machine… With feet.

Isn’t the purpose of a disguise to deflect attention? Is Coke—the most popular soft-drink on the planet—the correct choice? We cannot help but wonder if RC Cola would have made more sense in this situation.

Sorry Coke Ninja… Big FAIL.

[via neatorama]