Coca-Cola. Is there anything that it can’t do? Well, a Japanese fashion designer believes that the beverage might also be helpful in warding off possible attackers.

Inspired by ninja assassins, Aya Tsukioka hopes that her design will ease the fear of crime by providing the option of disguising oneself as a vending machine… With feet.

Isn’t the purpose of a disguise to deflect attention? Is Coke—the most popular soft-drink on the planet—the correct choice? We cannot help but wonder if RC Cola would have made more sense in this situation.

Sorry Coke Ninja… Big FAIL.

[via neatorama]