Attention underage co-eds, prisoners, and hobos… Spike Your Juice is the product that you have been waiting for. The yeast-based kit ferments any fruit juice, so long as it has at least 20g of sugar per serving. No need to check the labels, as most juices easily reach that standard.
After 48 hours and techniques akin to a high-school chemistry class, your juice of choice is turned into an alcoholic brew with anywhere from 4-14% ABV.
So stop doing shots of NyQuil in the dorms, sipping anti-freeze in the alley, or making your special toilet punch to get your buzz — ordering information can be found here.*
*Foodiggity does not condone underage drinking, but does feel strongly that it facilitates conversation for the socially awkward. Please use responsibly.