Tag: beer

Viagra Beer Is Here To Help

BrewDog Beer — most famous for bringing us beer wrapped in a squirrel — will attempt to capitalize on the upcoming royal nuptials with Royal Virility Performance. Apparently the gratuitous use of the royal couple was a bit too subtle of a marketing gimmick, so the beer will also be laced with viagra for some reason.

And if the little blue pill and a 7.5% ABV were not enough to get the honeymoon going, the limited edition IPA contains other known aphrodisiacs, including chocolate and Horny Goat Weed.

[link, via Boing Boing]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 3/21-3/25

Gummies, Chainsaws, and Peeps… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Erect a garden… Penis-Shaped Fruit
Chow down while you contemplate… The Edible Pen
Gummy Maki… Do-It-Yourself Gummy Sushi
Do not try this at home… How To Open A Beer Bottle With A Chainsaw
Pips… The World’s Smallest Peeps
You may slice the bride… Life-Sized Bride Wedding Cake

Blast by Colt 45, or The Day Malt Liquor Died

photo: Blast on Facebook

As a surprise to no one, beverage companies are attempting to fill the novelty drink void created by the demise of Four Loko. First up is Blast by Colt 45 — with its 12% ABV, appears to be nothing more than a highly alcoholic soda pop.

The death to malt liquor comes in a number of unmanly flavors, including strawberry lemonade, blueberry pomegranate, raspberry watermelon, and grape.

And if you couldn’t already tell, Snoop Dogg — who has become an unfortunate parody of himself — is the drink’s spokesperson. Poor Billy Dee would be rolling around in his mustachioed grave. Let’s pour one out for Lando.

[via Eater]