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Can’t decide whether to have a nice well-rounded breakfast, or to get drunk early? Can’t we do both?
Funky Buddha Brewery thinks so, and has created Maple Bacon Coffee Beer. It’s breakfast… It’s a way to get your drunk on… It’s everything that we’ve ever wanted in a beverage. Thank you, Funky Buddha, thank you.
Real world problem… You need to drink beer in the shower again, and it’s getting harder to keep your drink cold in a hot shower. The Shakoolie is here to help.
Just stick your Shakoolie to the wall with its included suction cup, and let it hold your beer, while you finish washing the important parts. Shakoolies are also available in array of colors, which is good, because people who drink in the shower can be picky.
[link, via Hi Consumption]
While food and drink companies continue to suckle from the Anchorman teat — it’s good to finally see a little love for everyone’s favorite nostril-stinging cologne.
Brought to us by Arizona’s SanTan Brewing Company, Sex Panter Double Chocolate Porter is the latest in product spin-offs from the Anchorman series. The porter is made with chocolate malt, cocoa, truffles, and molasses… So you know it’s good.
It’s also 6.9%-ABV. Which by our calculations, 60% of the time, will get you drunk every time.
Craft beer is slowly becoming the new wine… In terms of douchebaggery. And, unsurprisingly, hipsters appear to be leading the charge.
Hipsters Love Beer is brought to us by Nacho Punch. The comedy group’s main target is the unfortunate hipster and their unbearable pretentiousness. However, craft beer itself is also thrown little shade — with its abundance of flavor profiles that give hipsters ample opportunity to use adverbs. Please watch…
[via Eater]
You read that headline correctly… A burger topped with deep-fried beer exists. The Beerger was created by Philadelphia restaurant, and noted burger bastardizers, PYT.
The Beerger, which you must be 21 or older to order, contains its requisite slab of meat — but with the added bonus of pretzel-coated and deep-fried PBR. Meanwhile, burger purists can already be heard groaning, while a line of hipsters is probably already forming in front of PYT.
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