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Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.
Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.
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This year, make Valentine’s Day even jerkier, with Brief Jerky. Brought to us by Instructables user Carley Jacobson, the 100% edible undies are made from ground beef with Slim Jim laces. So if you have a food dehydrator, and are into that sort of thing, complete instructions are available.
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To help keep our troops awake, and make their day a bit meatier, the US Army will start providing them with caffeinated beef jerky. So, in addition to their daily allowance of protein and jerked meat, the MRE is packed with a coffee cup’s worth of caffeine. It should come in handy when there are no crafty Canadians around.
[via The Week]
The Chanel Meat Purse, aptly titled ‘100% Beef Jerky’, is brought to us by Nancy Wu. A student at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, California, Wu sewed together sheets of beef jerky to create what she describes as a ‘lo-fi’ item.
[via Lost At E Minor]