What could possibly make the enticing aroma of bacon unappealing? Perhaps, when it’s bacon up against a guy’s junk. Nonetheless, Bacon-Scented Underwear exists for some reason.
Brought to us by J&D’s, the makers of Bacon Salt, the undergarments include a scented picture of pork fat with instructions to “Stop and smell the…” We assume the bacon.
No mention if it comes with a stick to help fight off the ladies.
As if bottled water couldn’t get any sexier, there’s now Bottled Water Underwear available. The suggestive bottle-wear is available from Japanese company Kitan Club in a set of seven.
Unfortunately, the undies aren’t labeled with the day of the week like your real underwear… so you’re on your own. Enjoy your new sexy water.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Getting a bit too old for Underoos… but still want to wear some fun undies? Food-Inspired Underwear, by San Francisco-based lingerie company Naja, has got you covered.
Whether you decide to cover the goods with a cheeseburger, sushi or some fries — the food knickers will certainly be the quirkiest undies in your top drawer. Unless you still have those Wonder Woman Underoos, in which case, congrats to you and your significant other.
[link, via designtaxi]
If you’d like the sweetest undergarments available, Cupcake Panties should be in your top drawer.
Brought to us by Etsy member knickerocker, the handmade panties are colorful and frilled to look like a yummy cupcake. There’s even a cherry to go on top… of your butt.
Grab a few pair while cupcakes and underwear are still trendy.
[link, via Incredible Things]
If you’d like to lighten up a dinner party, or simply want to draw attention to your crotch (more so), there’s Lapkins.
Designed to look like underwear, Lapkins should help protect your lap area and lighten the mood. Or, you could just keep showing up to the dinner table in your underwear and save on the napkins. Either way.
[link, via Incredible Things]
