If you get all defensive about barbecuing, and you have a slight lack of self-awareness, there’s the Tactical BBQ Apron. Flare-up? No problem. A burger needs flipping? The situation is under control, people.
The Tactical BBQ Apron keeps everything handy, so you’ll be ready for some serious summer warfare. Or, if you’d simply like to appear tougher while you grill your cedar plank salmon and asparagus. Available here.
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When you’re done pillaging your supermarket’s meat section, and would then like to cook up your bounty — The Pirate Treasure Chest BBQ is here to help.
Brought to us by Etsy member firesculptureart, the fully-functional grill was created to look like an antique wooden treasure chest. It comes complete with a three burner grill chamber, and single burner “Hot slather” simmerin’ oven. So, go ahead and invite your mateys over for a little BBBQ. The extra ‘B’ is for booty.
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If backyard barbecues are a bit too boring and stationary for you, and you have $50k burning a hole in your pocket, The Barbecue Dining Boat is here to help. The floating dining room has a built-in BBQ grill, retractable umbrella, and will comfortably seat ten of your closest friends/sycophants.
Its 30-watt electric trolling motor is capable of blistering speeds of 2.5 mph through calm water. So, it’s perfect for relaxing in your private lake, while you make fun of the other 99%.
[available at Hammacher Schlemmer. Buy two]
When you have a very important meeting in the backyard or at a tailgate, The Darwin Triangular BBQ is here to help. Designed to appear as a stylish briefcase when closed, the grill opens up and will help cook a few burgers. Just make sure that the time you spent grilling is accounted for on your timesheet.
Take the barbecue anywhere with The Fold Flat Grill. Made from durable 304 stainless steel, the grill provides a 17 1/2″ x 13″ W cooking area for the wandering griller. And at less than 1″ thick when folded, it can hang out with the folding chairs until it’s time to tailgate. Just don’t confuse the two — especially while still hot.
[link, via The Awesomer]
