If backyard barbecues are a bit too boring and stationary for you, and you have $50k burning a hole in your pocket, The Barbecue Dining Boat is here to help. The floating dining room has a built-in BBQ grill, retractable umbrella, and will comfortably seat ten of your closest friends/sycophants.

Its 30-watt electric trolling motor is capable of blistering speeds of 2.5 mph through calm water. So, it’s perfect for relaxing in your private lake, while you make fun of the other 99%.

[available at Hammacher Schlemmer. Buy two]