Sausage-Scented iPhone Soap

Do you like iPhones, and enjoy smelling like pork? There’s a soap for that.

The iPhone Soap, by Etsy user twoeggplants, combines the uber-coolness of the iPhone, with the intoxicating aroma of grilled sausage.

Place one in the guest bathroom to impress friends, or lather up and have the pork musk all to yourself. Just remember to hold it correctly, or it probably will not work.

[Etsy store, via That’s Nerdalicious]

Sorry Vegans, Cows Are Omnipresent

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Besides being made of food, cows have been known to lend themselves to a number of other useful products. According to this cartoon, cattle is omnipresent and available in almost any product that you can think of — from anti-aging cream to fireworks.

The cartoon attempts to debunk the concept of a vegan, implying that there is no escape from the cow. Of course vegans are outraged, and have responded as only a self-righteous vegan could.

[via Holy Kaw!]