The Best Commercials Starring A Man Cow That You’ll See All Day

Applegate Farms wants you to know that their beef is hormone, antibiotic, and pharmaceutical free. And what better way to get the point across, than with commercials starring grown men dressed as cows?

During a few job-interview-type meetings set up by concerned moms, the man cows — made to represent the average, non-Applegate bovine — have trouble hiding their dependencies. Needless to say, none get the job. But they’re also too stoned to realize it.

[via AdWeek]

Sorry Vegans, Cows Are Omnipresent

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Besides being made of food, cows have been known to lend themselves to a number of other useful products. According to this cartoon, cattle is omnipresent and available in almost any product that you can think of — from anti-aging cream to fireworks.

The cartoon attempts to debunk the concept of a vegan, implying that there is no escape from the cow. Of course vegans are outraged, and have responded as only a self-righteous vegan could.

[via Holy Kaw!]