Do you like iPhones, and enjoy smelling like pork? There’s a soap for that.

The iPhone Soap, by Etsy user twoeggplants, combines the uber-coolness of the iPhone, with the intoxicating aroma of grilled sausage.

Place one in the guest bathroom to impress friends, or lather up and have the pork musk all to yourself. Just remember to hold it correctly, or it probably will not work.

[Etsy store, via That’s Nerdalicious]