Besides being made of food, cows have been known to lend themselves to a number of other useful products. According to this cartoon, cattle is omnipresent and available in almost any product that you can think of — from anti-aging cream to fireworks.
The cartoon attempts to debunk the concept of a vegan, implying that there is no escape from the cow. Of course vegans are outraged, and have responded as only a self-righteous vegan could.
[via Holy Kaw!]