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If you absolutely have to drink at work, and still have to wear a tie — first, we’re sorry. Secondly, there’s now the FlaskTie. Just fill up your work noose with your favorite tasty beverage, and you can imbibe 9 to 5. Or, whatever hours you work now, office drone.
The FlaskTie is available in an array of colors, and includes a six-ounce flexible TieBladder. So some refilling may be involved if you’re working overtime — again.
If you’re not smelling enough like happy hour — even during happy hour — then perhaps Frozen Margarita Cologne can help. The scent for women is available in a 4 oz. spray, and will help you to continuously emanate the scent of limes, tequila, and a desperate need for attention. Good luck between 4 and 7.
[link, via Incredible Things]
SnöBar is a new line of alcohol-infused ice cream and ice pops, inspired by actual cocktails. The ice cream flavors include Pink Squirrel, Grasshopper, and Brandy Alexander — while the booze pops come in Cosmopolitan and Margarita.
There’s no mention of how many scoops it would actually take to get you drunk, but SnöBar products pack anywhere from 8.22% – 14.6% ABV. Please eat your ice cream responsibly.
SnöBar Cocktails are currently available in Arizona, with plans to expand to Las Vegas this summer.
[via Delish]
Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.
Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.
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Although here at Foodiggity, we do not condone giving a child alcohol — unless it’s absolutely necessary — Pop Bottles is a series of kid-inspired booze by Italian designer Anna Utopia Giordano. And before parents start getting all riled up, this is merely an art project to raise social awareness on the topic of alcohol abuse by teens, pregnant women, and parents.
Or, it could be a commentary on how kids drive us to drink — but the artists explanation sounds better. See more here.
[link, via Laughing Squid]