No time to stop for lunch? Well then… surely you’ll have time to construct a Rube Goldberg Machine to make hands-free feeding easier.
Brought to us by Joseph Herscher of Joseph’s Machines, The Lunch Feeder will keep you productive while it shoots food into your pie-hole.
Construct a similar device at work and then count the days until your inevitable raise. However, the 3 days it took to construct the machine is coming out of your pay.
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We’re all in this together, office drones. And never is proper office etiquette and consideration for your coworkers more important, than at the shared microwave.
So, if you’re one of the self-absorbed and smell-impaired… Let us let you in on a little secret. If you reheat leftover seafood in the office microwave, your coworkers hate you. Have a nice lunch.
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Eating at your desk is sad and inevitable… L.A. photographer, Stephanie Gonot, tries to make it appear a little less depressing, with her recent photo series for NEON magazine, Office Lunching Habits.
Gonot takes those same soul-crushing lunches — Chinese take-out, dry pasta trapped in tupperware, etc. — juxtaposing them with office supplies against an un-cubicle-like colorful backdrop. The lunches then at least appear more interesting, although no less inevitable. Sorry, office drone.
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Note to self… Buy more burgers. Never forget anything burger-related, or any other important event with the Cheeseburger Sticky Note Pad. Designed to look like a fully-loaded cheeseburger, the notes could be placed anywhere. Although they may not stick to a greasy surface. They’re available here.
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If you absolutely have to drink at work, and still have to wear a tie — first, we’re sorry. Secondly, there’s now the FlaskTie. Just fill up your work noose with your favorite tasty beverage, and you can imbibe 9 to 5. Or, whatever hours you work now, office drone.
The FlaskTie is available in an array of colors, and includes a six-ounce flexible TieBladder. So some refilling may be involved if you’re working overtime — again.
