That’s no pancake… It’s a Death Star Waffle. Thanks to The Death Star Waffle Maker, you’ll now have the finest breakfast in the galaxy.
Leave your batter on a bit longer and really go over to the dark side. Makes 7″ waffles. Available here.
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The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper Is Here To Help
Nothing should get between you and your drunken, short-term goals. The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper is here to help — not to nag you to leave the party early.
This handsome red rooster will perch himself atop your favorite wine, keeping it fresh until you’re ready to drink. And, your new wine stopper will never try to ruin your fun — unlike that other cock blocker of yours.
New at The Foodiggity Shop.
How To Best Pair Beer With All of That Leftover Halloween Candy
It’s a few days after Halloween, which means that you probably have enough Kit-Kats, Milky Ways and Skittles in the house to fill a bathtub.
At least you can try to be a little sophisticated with your candy consumption, by pairing it with the correct beer. This handy little chart by the kitchn is here to help.
Like your Snickers, do ya? Then you’ll want to complement its peanut innards with a nutty brown ale. A Dubbel, with its aromatic hints of dried fruit, will go perfectly with those fistfuls of Skittles. Candy Corns? Find new neighbors.
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Celebrities As Cute Food Puns
If celebrities and the questionably famous were made from food, they’d probably need to be renamed appropriately. Artist Justine Morrison knows this, and has created this fun illustration series of celebrity food puns.
For example, if Brad Pitt was made from baked dough, he’d be Bread Pitt. And, who wouldn’t want to hang with the Wonton Clan. See more below and over at Instagram.
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Outer Space Vodka, The Booze Is Out There
There’s certainly enough fancy vodkas out there to go around, but they’re all so terrestrial. Outer Space Vodka is not of this earth — or, at least that’s what the makers would like you to believe.
The clear spirit’s claim to fame, besides being sold in an alien’s noggin, is that the liquor is filtered through meteorites. Now, we’re not exactly sure how this process helps, but if I get to have a glass alien head around afterwards, sign me up.