Nothing should get between you and your drunken, short-term goals. The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper is here to help — not to nag you to leave the party early.

This handsome red rooster will perch himself atop your favorite wine, keeping it fresh until you’re ready to drink. And, your new wine stopper will never try to ruin your fun — unlike that other cock blocker of yours.

New at The Foodiggity Shop.