Starbucks Has Released An Actual Witch’s Brew

Last year, Starbucks tried to spook us with brains on our Frappuccino. This time around, they’ve concocted a real witch’s brew.

The Witch’s Brew Frappuccino isn’t made with tongue of bat and eye of newt, but it is orange creme-flavored and colored purple. AAAAHHH!!!

It also contains a swirl of “bat warts” (chia seeds), and is topped with vanilla whipped cream and a dusting of green “lizard scale” powder. Be kind to your barista, or you may end up a toad. Happy Halloween, everybody.

This KFC Sandwich Is So Messy, It Comes With A Bib

It used to be that you’d have to order a fancy lobster to get a free bib. Well, time’s a changin’ and, luckily, KFC UK wants to be fancy too.

The Dirty Louisiana will apparently make such a mess, that it comes with a free bib. The sandwich is KFC’s Original Recipe Fillet with the following; Black Pepper Mayo, Lettuce, Deluxe BBQ Sauce, Cheese, Hash Brown, Cheese, Supercharger Sauce & Gherkins. None of which you need ruining a perfectly good shirt.

The bib, of course, is branded with The Colonel logo and his unmistakeable bow tie, so you can play Colonel too. In fact, you may be the only person left who hasn’t played Colonel Sanders.

Burger King Is Releasing A Burger That Induces Nightmares, More So Than The Whopper

As if the Burger King Whopper with a side of Chicken Fries wasn’t scary enough, there’s now the Nightmare King.

BK’s Halloween offering will not only scare the bejeesus out of you by its mere appearance, but it’s been “scientifically” proven to induce nightmares. That is, if the actors in the short video below are to be believed.

The nightmare begins with a green bun [ooh!] quarter-pound of beef [aaahh!!], a crispy chicken fillet [make it stoooop!!], American cheese, bacon, mayonnaise and onions [I want my mommy!!]. Look for the nightmares to begin on October 22nd.

via people