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We’re not all morning people… but something tells us that Bob Ross was. Now, the soft-spoken landscape painter is here to bring some happiness to your morning, with Bob Ross Cereal.
Although, the oat clusters may not bring joy — the colorful Lucky Charms-like marshmallows, including Happy Trees, just might do the trick.
Bob Ross: The Joy of Cereal is available at FYE. And, no worries if you spill any milk… it’s a happy little accident.
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Move over, Mayomust. Step aside, Mayochup. And, spare us that ‘mixing condiments ourselves’ talk. Kranch is here to answer your franken-condiment prayers.
Heinz is back at it — this time mixing ketchup and ranch dressing. This adds to their lineup of mixed condiments — all sharing the philosophy that ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise just don’t cut it on their own anymore.
Let us know if you get your hands on any Kranch.
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Gimme a break… of that evil goodness. Kill Kat — Milk Chocolate is the not-so-sweet candy bar that could possibly eat you first.
Brought to us by Dead Zebra, the vinyl figures are available in regular 6″ size and jumbo 14.5″ for extra dark chocolate. Check them out here.
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Slicing fruit may seem mundane. That is unless the process is displayed in stop-motion video, slice by slice, revealing the patterns contained within.
Hidden Patterns Inside Fruits and Vegetables is a mesmerizing video by filmmaker Kevin Parry. Slice by slice, frame by frame, Parry creates a video that’s sure to make the viewer want some fruit — and possibly get hypnotized.
See the patterns get revealed in the video below.
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The Shining had some of the scariest moments in cinematic history. One of which was the Overlook Hotel’s carpet choice.
Nonetheless, the carpet pattern is not only iconic, it’s recently been made into a delicious roll cake.
Brought to us by The Homicidal Homemaker, The Shining REDRUM Roll Cake is made with the help of chocolate cake and some food coloring.
Served with an axe, the cake can be enjoyed at any hotel bar or hedge maze. Just remember… all work and no cake makes Jack something something.