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As children, we’re lured to the cereal aisle by adorable cartoon mascots, tempting us with their sugary treat. Now that we’re adults… What if our responsible, i.e., boring, cereal choices had a mascot?
That mascot might look something like College Humor’s Reverend Oats — a very stale lifeless soul, who peddles your dreary gray oats. “Plain Oats… they’re…food.”
NSFW language.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Taking their slogan “Finger Lickin’ Good” to higher and much more disgusting levels, KFC is releasing a line of edible nail polishes. And if, like most, you just double-checked that it’s not still April 1st, you’ll realize that this is no joke.
Finger Lickin’ Good Edible Nail Polish is made to be applied just like regular nail polish. However, in addition to feeling pretty, the user can then lick their Original Recipe or Hot & Spicy fingers.
The edible nail polish will be available in limited release via KFC Hong Kong.
[via AdWeek]
Nothing says, “I like to keep it real, while also being fancy,” quite like wine-in-a-can. Now, bros and hipsters can drink as ironically as possible with The Drop Rosé Wine In a Can.
Affectionately referred to as “brosé,” the 8.4 oz. skinny cans appear to be aimed at a few demographics — bros secure enough in their masculinity to drink pink wine out of a pink can, and women who don’t own a corkscrew. Either way, nice packaging.
We’ve all been there… Not being able to get corn off its cob fast enough and into our face.
This guy is here to help, having figured out a way to eat an entire corn on the cob in ten seconds, using a power drill. If you are attempting this at home, we’d recommend safety goggles and nose plugs. And, we’d skip buttering your cob first.
[link, via Geekologie]
Whether you’re having a tiki party in your backyard or somewhere far, far away — you can geekify your drink game with Star Wars Tiki Mugs.
Designed in tiki-style, the mugs are available as Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, R2-D2, a Stormtrooper, or Yoda. Each holds 14 oz. of blue milk, or whatever the cantina bartender slings at you.
Available for pre-order at ThinkGeek here.
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