If Boring Adult Cereal Had A Mascot

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image: College Humor, YouTube

As children, we’re lured to the cereal aisle by adorable cartoon mascots, tempting us with their sugary treat. Now that we’re adults… What if our responsible, i.e., boring, cereal choices had a mascot?

That mascot might look something like College Humor’s Reverend Oats — a very stale lifeless soul, who peddles your dreary gray oats. “Plain Oats… they’re…food.”

NSFW language.

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Cap’n Crunch Is Getting His Own Late Night Talk Show

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Move over, Letterman, Leno, and whoever else no one stays up late enough to watch — because Cap’n Crunch is getting his own late night talk show… Seriously. The Cap’n Crunch Show is the next step in the Cap’n’s comeback, after a recent revival of the brand, thanks in large part to some successful social media marketing. The decision to launch a Cap’n Crunch cereal that’s all Crunch Berries probably didn’t hurt either.

The Cap’n Crunch Show will run on its very own YouTube channel every other Tuesday at 11:35pm, beginning May 7th. Guests are expected to be some heavy hitters from the breakfast and kiddie cereal industry. Hopefully, we get a rare appearance from Fruit Brute, or some of the other cereal monsters. We hear they’re a tough interview.

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