
As children, we’re lured to the cereal aisle by adorable cartoon mascots, tempting us with their sugary treat. Now that we’re adults… What if our responsible, i.e., boring, cereal choices had a mascot?
That mascot might look something like College Humor’s Reverend Oats — a very stale lifeless soul, who peddles your dreary gray oats. “Plain Oats… they’re…food.”
NSFW language.
[link, via Laughing Squid]