If Boring Adult Cereal Had A Mascot

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image: College Humor, YouTube

As children, we’re lured to the cereal aisle by adorable cartoon mascots, tempting us with their sugary treat. Now that we’re adults… What if our responsible, i.e., boring, cereal choices had a mascot?

That mascot might look something like College Humor’s Reverend Oats — a very stale lifeless soul, who peddles your dreary gray oats. “Plain Oats… they’re…food.”

NSFW language.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.