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Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.
Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.
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When your regular bed just isn’t fluffy and syrupy enough — The Pancakes, Butter and Syrup Quilt is the answer. And if you typically take your breakfast meat on the side, a bacon rug is included to remind you of meat candy every time that you step out of bed.
The Pancakes, Butter and Syrup Quilt was created by The Art of The Quilt, but is unfortunately sold out.
[via Incredible Things]
Before he was a speech-impeded cookie eater, Cookie Monster was an insatiable cheese snack stealer — with teeth. Known at the time as the “Wheel-Stealer,” Cookie first appeared in a 1966 unaired commercial for Wheels, Crowns and Flutes snacks.
Later versions of what eventual became Cookie Monster included an appearance in green on the Ed Sullivan show, then toothless and shilling for Munchos.
And check out Foodiggity’s 7 of The Best Food-Related Moments in Muppet History.
[via Laughing Squid]
Are you still having trouble understanding some social media platforms? Well, it’s finally been explained using a language we can all understand — donut consumption. But I still don’t get Google+.
[via Squid Ink]
High Heel Cupcakes are brought to us by Cupcakes Take The Cake. Part of a group of baked goods — which also includes couture purse cupcakes — our guess is that their actual intent is to make fans of Sex and The City’s heads explode.
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