An Apple A Day Calendar

We all know the saying… “An apple a day, something, something.” Well, now you can actually keep track of your daily apple consumption, with the An Apple A Day Calendar. Beautifully designed, the letterpress poster encourages getting covered in stickers. So for every apple, peel the sticker off, place it on the respective day, and see if it really keeps the doctor away — or something.

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Pizza Is My Lover, A Sexy Pizza Calendar

Do you love pizza? Maybe a little too much? Pizza Is My Lover, the new 2012 calendar from L’asso in New York City, can help feed your lust for pizza all year. Pizza becomes pin-up, with suggestive monthly photos by photographer Ashley Macknica. And for the hardcore fans, there’s even a centerfold. Just try not to get grease all over it.

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The Onion’s 2011 Food & Dining Calendar

Self-proclaimed ‘foodies’ are such an easy target, and no one takes the piss better than The Onion.

Including such monthly comedy gold as, “Area Woman Will Eat Anything With ‘Tuscan’ In The Name”, and “Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles”, The Onion brings together its best food-related headlines of the year.

For the foodie or foodie-hater alike, the calendar is available at The Onion’s online store.