Self-proclaimed ‘foodies’ are such an easy target, and no one takes the piss better than The Onion.

Including such monthly comedy gold as, “Area Woman Will Eat Anything With ‘Tuscan’ In The Name”, and “Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles”, The Onion brings together its best food-related headlines of the year.

For the foodie or foodie-hater alike, the calendar is available at The Onion’s online store.