Popular New Cuisine Trends by The Onion

Everyone has their opinions on upcoming food trends, most of which are usually uneducated and pretentious. And since no one takes the piss quite like The Onion, they want in on the food trend fanaticism.

From their solution to the overdone slider, to continuing the relentless small plate backlash — no trend is safe. Although I really hope that Pan-Asian Whatsits is an actual thing.

[The Onion, via Eater]

The Onion’s 2011 Food & Dining Calendar

Self-proclaimed ‘foodies’ are such an easy target, and no one takes the piss better than The Onion.

Including such monthly comedy gold as, “Area Woman Will Eat Anything With ‘Tuscan’ In The Name”, and “Man At Very Top Of Food Chain Chooses Bugles”, The Onion brings together its best food-related headlines of the year.

For the foodie or foodie-hater alike, the calendar is available at The Onion’s online store.