Stop brushing with that fluoride toothpaste that isn’t made from chocolate. Theodent is a toothpaste made with cocoa beans that also contains a substance called Rennou™, an alternative to fluoride.

However, owning a tube of chocolate toothpaste will not come cheap, as the Theodent 300 version will cost about $100 per tube. Sure, they offer less expensive versions, but those don’t contain the “absolute highest dose of Rennou.” And if you’re not getting your full Rennou… Seriously, what’s the point?

[link, via Incredible Things]