We’d like to believe that Burger King would actually release Whopper Toothpaste. However, it’s so close to April 1st and we’ve been hurt before.

There is, however, a high-quality video and fancy computer graphics to advertise said toothpaste. Would Burger King go through all of this trouble and ad spend just to toy with our emotions? And, why no onion ring floss?

Watch the video below and decide for yourself.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Stop brushing with that fluoride toothpaste that isn’t made from chocolate. Theodent is a toothpaste made with cocoa beans that also contains a substance called Rennou™, an alternative to fluoride.

However, owning a tube of chocolate toothpaste will not come cheap, as the Theodent 300 version will cost about $100 per tube. Sure, they offer less expensive versions, but those don’t contain the “absolute highest dose of Rennou.” And if you’re not getting your full Rennou… Seriously, what’s the point?

[link, via Incredible Things]