Although we’re not sure that anyone feels like cooking after an especially brutal night, The Hungover Cookbook is here to help. Going beyond bacon, aspirin, and Gatorade, the recipes in the cookbook will not only help you to survive the day after, but will actually categorize your level of hurt, and offer the best course of action.

It will even help you to determine, through a series of mind games, if you’re genuinely hungover or still drunk. In which case the only recipe is more drinky.

[buy, via The Awesomer]