Stay Warm and Crispy In A Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag

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The Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag is here to help you through your next camping trip. Not only is the sleeping vessel lined with MicroWaav™ insulation to keep you warm, but the crisping sleeve will help make sure that you maintain a proper crust overnight. Hopefully, no bears have the munchies.

Note: I realize that this product was merely an April Fool’s prank by ThinkGeek… But I missed it the first time, so it’s real to me.

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[link, via Dangerous Minds]

Zombie Head Bon Bons With Cherry Brains

The zombie apocalypse appears inevitable — even the History Channel says so. So Zombie Head Bon Bons by ThinkGeek, are here to remind you that the best way to take out the undead is to go for the brain. And they’ve made practicing your survival tactics that much more delicious, by making the zombie brains a cordial-style cherry.

Don’t wait for Valentine’s Day… Start getting prepared today with a box of six.

[link, via Foodista]