The Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag is here to help you through your next camping trip. Not only is the sleeping vessel lined with MicroWaav™ insulation to keep you warm, but the crisping sleeve will help make sure that you maintain a proper crust overnight. Hopefully, no bears have the munchies.

Note: I realize that this product was merely an April Fool’s prank by ThinkGeek… But I missed it the first time, so it’s real to me.

[link, via Dangerous Minds]