Rugby players are tough. And, when they lose a tooth, they don’t just get it replaced with an ordinary one — that’s for hockey players.

Salta Beer and ad agency Ogilvy Argentina have come up with the Beer Tooth Implant — a tooth that’s also a functioning bottle opener. A few Argentinian athletes were even nice enough to have one installed for marketing purposes.

But please… do not induce any unnecessary tooth removal in the hope of receiving a Beer Tooth. They’re probably not available at your dentist yet.

Warning: The video contains graphic dental procedures, rugby violence, and the opening of bottles with teeth.

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You’re into teeth. So much so, that you’ve chosen to spend more time in school studying them, and will now spend the next few decades reaching into peoples’ mouths with sharp objects.

Congrats, DDS — or whatever kind of tooth doctor you are now — you get an awesome cake. Brought to us by Pink Cake Box, the Dentist Chair Graduation Cake was made for a recent dental school graduate.

It’s complete with edible versions of the dreaded dentist chair, the sharp metal instruments of death, and the glaring overhead lamp. Just don’t forget to rinse. 

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Although a ‘sweet tooth’ joke seems pretty obvious here — the creator of Tooth Cupcakes beat me to it with the name of her blog. Erica of Sweet Tooth is a dental student, who ironically makes sweet treats. Although it might appear as though she creates sugar-laden goods to ensure her own job security, Erica has a true passion for baking — evident on her site.

[via Foodista]